Have You Lost Who You Are?
Find yourself again with a mommy makeover
by Youlooklikeshit Plastic Surgery.
(taken from magazine ad that really pissed me off)
Have your babies taken life away from your breasts? Well, breathe new life into them with a lift and enlargement, because we all know that will help you find yourself again!
While we are at it, lets suck the fat out of your stomach and hips because with all that extra baggage its no wonder you are lost.
Because I believe that plastic surgery will not help you find yourself, here are some helpful tips if find that you are lost:
1. Go to the mall and people watch. Its amazing what you can learn by watching others.
2. Go have margaritas with your friends.
3. Do a prepackaged craft from Michael's or Hobby Lobby and give it to someone you love.
4. Get a babysitter, Grab your husband and have sex somewhere unusual.
5. Write, Draw, Paint, Sew, Sing, Play!
You are beautiful and never will you need someone telling you otherwise.
Most importantly, don't ever let anyone tell you that you need to improve your physical self to meet your emotional needs. Plastic surgery may give you a pleasing exterior but it won't solve your problems.
Last tip: Download The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats, turn volume up and dance with your kids.
