“The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.”
“If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.”
“Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”
"You're useless, I'm bored - yes or no?”
Its time again for creative insults, terrible singing and insanely crazy outfits. American Idol is back, baby! Woo Hoo!
