1. I can't control what comes out of my mouth!
2. I want to dance on the table and with my tummy pooching out . . . well, I just might make you hurl.
3. I am a light weight and get killer headaches after one mimosa. Lovely!
4. Memories of my past come back to taunt me. (why am I asleep in my fruit loops?)
5. I threaten to steal my friends babies and I am sure they wonder - hmmm . . . that Kat girl is a bit crazy but does she really want my baby. Hopefully they will know that the answer is probably not. :-0
Doh!
